1/13/2024 0 Comments Shark bridge review![]() Except sharks don’t actually kill people very often, so there’s no reason for shark hunters and they really do suck. On the one hand we’re given good reason to love to hate the shark hunters who we mercilessly and repetitively chow down on, while on the other we’re constantly given the objective of brutally massacring innocent beachgoers by the dozen in the name of “vengeance”, thus justifying a real need for shark hunters. Alcohol and poor firearm discipline account for the rest.” The themes at play here are a little conflicting. “Sharks are responsible for just three percent of shark hunter deaths. As you move from area to area he satirically lays into beachfront resort development just as hard as he ridicules the kind of messed-up person who’d hunt sharks. In his role as the show’s unseen narrator, Parnell comments on whatever you’re doing and whichever fish you’re encountering. Play The narrator (Chris Parnell of Rick & Morty and Archer fame) who follows you around with mostly made-up shark facts, however, nails it. This game is entirely tongue-in-cheek, of course, yet the shark hunter plays his vendetta a little too straight to be memorably goofy. ![]() That said – and I don’t mean to shock you here – their rivalry and your nemesis’ gradual descent into deformity and madness doesn’t end up as an especially thought-provoking tale. ![]() I’m not saying it should’ve made us jump through hoops like a circus seal or anything, but there simply isn’t enough gameplay variety to justify the massive amount of chomping you have to do to reach megashark status.Our shark anti-hero has her own personal Captain Ahab in the form of a sleazy Cajun shark hunter with his own ‘Deadliest Catch’-esque reality series (also called Maneater), which serves as a framing device for the roughly 15-hour story. Its limitation, though, is that it’s just as single-minded as its predator protagonist: the vast, vast majority of what you’ll do in Maneater are “go here, kill X of this animal or people” objectives by way of combat that’s as deep as a puddle, broken up by some amusing exploration and gathering of collectibles. Roaming the Gulf of Mexico as a pissed-off bull shark with an insatiable appetite for human flesh and mutagens like a one-shark Sharknado is certainly a campy thrill. Grab the November issue of Guitar World for Gill’s full review.Through a few millennia of hard work and dedication Sharks have earned a name for themselves as nature’s perfect killing machines, and Maneater’s titular sea monster certainly lives up to that reputation. “An absolute must-have for vintage Van Halen fans, the Shark is also a great choice for players seeking a comfortable, aggressive-sounding ax with full-bodied tone as distinctive as its looks,” concluded Gill. If you still needed convincing, Gill closed his review with a final praise of the model’s unmistakable presence. “The Shark is a dead-ringer for Eddie’s original Shark guitar, lacking only the dents, dings and chips from a few decades of wear,” applauded Gill. Gill also praised the model’s design and fine detailing, which capture the flair of its predecessor. “The guitar pairs best with bright, high-gain amps that bring out its bite.” “The overall tonal personality is warm and dark, but not overly so, with individual notes possessing lush, thick body and excellent definition,” shared Gill. The Shark is equipped with custom-designed Alnico 2 EVH Wolfgang Shark bridge and neck humbucking pickups. ![]() “Thanks in part to the hot pickups, the Shark delivers an aggressive voice with a vicious growl,” wrote Gill. The EVH Striped Series Shark scored high acclaim from Guitar World’s Chris Gill, who awarded the riff machine the “Gold Award” for performance in the November issue.
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